Twins-Sox Game 1: An Illustrated Story

The Sox took on the Twins. The ending was so tragic, it left me speechless. Instead of a post, here is the illustrated story of last night's game:

First inning: John Danks sleeps, Sox put out batting cage machine on the mound instead. Machine throws slow-pitch baseballs...

Paul Konerko starts to put the Sox on the board

Hawk Drunkely talks about Danks being a Mongoose

Danks chooses to wake up and perform

Young punches AJ right in the face and misses home plate by about 6 feet.

Alexei's heroics get the Sox the lead

In a situation similar to 2008's game 163, Thome hits a walk-off homer. This time, for the wrong team.